A Farewell to Lentilitis

...Sometimes it takes me forever to figure out what is the healthy amount of lentils dosage that i am capable of consuming. The revelation came really late, and sometimes one has to pay with horrible diahrrhea (sp?) and last night i almost felt like i need to get my stomach pumped.

But peace shall descend from above upon God's Green Earth, for i have since found professional advice and herbal au naturelle tablets downed with wholesome Waiwera Mineral Water, and thus lentilitis has been flushed down the drain into the ocean. i can now begin a lentils-free lifestyle.
(ewwwuuuuhuhuhuhhrrgh.....overkill, graphic analogy puuurhhghg...*ahem*)

BUT.
to quote "Closer" since it sums it up perfectly:


The Me to The Lentils: "Look at your little eyes."


The Lentils: "I can't see my little eyes."