Darn Those Tablets

okay. so i picked my tablets today. and the capsules.
i'm suppose to start on tablets then the capsules.
i'm supposed to cut the first tablet in quarters, have one quarter each day for four days.
i'm supposed to cut the second and third tablets in halves and have one half each day for four days.
i'm supposed to have one capsule each day after that.

what actually happened:
i picked up my knife. cut the first tablet in half. one half flew across the room and is never to be found.
i cut the remaining half in quarters, except one quarter collapsed into powder and one tiny bit of tablet just under one quarter remains of it.
i ended up swallowing the undamaged quarter and the damaged one.

darn those tablets!

i also lost my scissors (my special slightly rusty metal black garden scissors) - in a lavatory in lambton quay old bank building. i just noticed it now.
don't ask me how they ended up there.

darn!

AND! - i had to do laundry like absolutely had to. so i got up at 9am to do so but guess what new flatmate decided to do the same and beat me to it. what's more i was waiting for him to finish but he shoved in another load. fuck! now i have no undies left i had to resort to my bikini bottoms. i might regret sharing this on a later date but right now just need to let off my steam.

*fume*

(it's great isnt it. to have a truly wonderful day, in every way. and be able to get angry at the tiniest pea-sized stooopid stuff. how. how. hoooow do i do that?)